Topic de _M_V_P_ :

Ce CHAD vous MENACE, votre réaction ?

Le 19 novembre 2021 à 17:57:50 :

Le 19 novembre 2021 à 17:50:47 :
Je me soumets à lui et je le suce en pleurant

devant les meufs ? :hap:

Oui khey je suis gay de toute manière :hap:

Ça dépend de sa taille aussi.
"You suck at english, mate"
Humilié par un français qui parle mieux anglais que lui et sous le rire des filles à côté, le "Chad" rage intérieurement et reprend sa route.
Aie donte spique inegliche, aie donte endedeurstainde

Le 19 novembre 2021 à 17:37:36 :
1- je dis aux filles "on est d'accord il a pas a me parler comme ça? votre reacproutent?"
2- je me mets à hurler "FIN DU KALIYUGA REVELATION DU PROJET ANUNAKI OUVERTURE DU COFFRE MATHEMATIQUE" en agitant les bras.
3- le mec fuit devant tant d'incongruité
4- les filles sautent vers moi en me disant "mais quel chad issou bougnadeeeeere".

https://image.noelshack.com/fichiers/2021/42/6/1634997484-ecraser-un-chat-sans-raison-kekeh.png

https://image.noelshack.com/fichiers/2021/26/3/1625068020-a10461a9-05f7-4422-9b6f-10041ea7f332.png

I could defeat a gorilla with my bare hands, don't try me, 1m87, 86kg :hap:
your girlfriend look like my mom
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. Remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life
je me tourne vers les filles je pointe du doigt en faisant un clin "siz iz for iou girlz" avant de me faire démonter la gueule https://image.noelshack.com/fichiers/2019/11/7/1552819208-herverire.png
"Qu'est-ce que tu baragouines le rosbeef ? https://image.noelshack.com/fichiers/2017/19/1494624583-img-4044.jpg "

Le 19 novembre 2021 à 17:37:36 :
1- je dis aux filles "on est d'accord il a pas a me parler comme ça? votre reacproutent?"
2- je me mets à hurler "FIN DU KALIYUGA REVELATION DU PROJET ANUNAKI OUVERTURE DU COFFRE MATHEMATIQUE" en agitant les bras.
3- le mec fuit devant tant d'incongruité
4- les filles sautent vers moi en me disant "mais quel chad issou bougnadeeeeere".

https://image.noelshack.com/fichiers/2021/42/6/1634997484-ecraser-un-chat-sans-raison-kekeh.png

https://image.noelshack.com/fichiers/2016/24/1466366209-risitas24.png

Comment vous pouvez sortir des trucs comme ça de votre cerveau ?

" je suis asiatique , si tu me frappe il y aura une masse de protestation pour .... bon ben vas y casse moi la gueule "
"sorry je dont understand"
"toujours pareil ces rosbiffs"

What the alas didst thee just fucking sayeth about me, thee dram wench? i’ll has't thee knoweth i graduat'd top of mine own class in the royal danish navy, and i’ve been involv'd in numerous secret raids on the royal norwegian army, and i has't ov'r 300 confirm'd kills.

I did train in the ability to speaketh in soliloquy's and i’m the top swordsman in the entire royal danish army. Thou art nothing to me but just another target. I shall wipe thee the alas out with precision the likes of which hast nev'r been seen ere on this continent, mark mine own flen flyys words.

Bethink again, fucker, thee better prepare f'r the storm, maggot. The storm yond wipes out the pathetic dram thing thee calleth thy life. You’re fucking dead, peat. I can beest anywhere, anytime, and i can speak of mine own longsword tactics in ov'r seven hundr'd ways,

not only am i extensively trained in swordplay, but i has't access to the entire arsenal of the danish army and i shall useth t to its full extent to wipe thy miserable rampallian off the visage of the continent, thee dram the horror. If 't be true only thee couldst has't known what unholy retribution thy dram “clever” comment wast about to bringeth down upon thee, haply thee would has't did hold thy fucking tongue.

but thee couldn’t, thee didn’t, and anon you’re paying the price, thee goddamn clotpole. I shall let the horror fury all ov'r thee and thee shall drown in t.

you’re fucking dead, child
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Le 19 novembre 2021 à 17:57:50 :

Le 19 novembre 2021 à 17:50:47 :
Je me soumets à lui et je le suce en pleurant

devant les meufs ? :hap:

C'est justement ça qui est excitant :bave:

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