AAAAAYA ce forum anglais ou on note les ESCORTS

Le 31 décembre 2020 à 08:55:45 GroLarDuForum2G a écrit :

Le 31 décembre 2020 à 08:53:19 MoxromQuinze a écrit :
Tu es complètement CRAZY
Tu nous sors un pavé, a 9h du matin et en anglais.
T'es toc toc ou c'est comment ?

Fallait apprendre l'anglais plutôt que l'arabe le QLF

Malaise.
On sait tous que tu utilises google traduction

Le 31 décembre 2020 à 08:55:10 GroLarDuForum2G a écrit :
Was in the mood for a Brazilian so thought I'd have a look see , wish I never bothered as Brazilians although great looking ,their service has gone down imo . If I never hear the words ' that's extra baby / not too hard baby ' again it will be too soon.
FEE ... £120 FOR 60MINS on first looks quite reasonable but at the end of the day not allowing for time stayed.

COMMUNICATION... all done by text , assumed maid / pimp as when I got there she didn't speak a bit of English apart from baby this baby that .

VENUE... Well known block of flats very near Warren Street tube . No parking . Decent bathroom. Ok discreet for central location.

GIRL.... this is why I dislike Brazilians. They are super hot and this girl was exceptional. That one photo is her and she is stunning. She is dynamite hot but annoyingly shit a customer satisfaction.

Meet... as I've said I needed to scratch the itch and took a punt on her with a close by back up plan but foolishly let her looks get to me . A stunningly sexy brunette with bolt ons and enhanced arse at first look and that first look was like Jim Carrey in Jessica rabbit . Very smiley, very limited English , got a shower as requested and returned with her down to her bra and knickers . The disco balls where sparkling . Then it all went downhill . She took of her bra to reveal a very poor surgeon had hacked away at what would've been a good looking girl ,now she's like a porn version of Frankensteins monster, but the face was beautiful so decided to concentrate on that . One of my pet peeves is when they say have a shower you have one then insist on using 5 wet wipes to make sure it's clean baby . Then they put a condom on it !!! For those interested owo is £50 extra baby. What followed can only be described as a Very lack lustre blowjob and when reverse oral was tried . ' it's sensitive baby' so I was losing all willingness to bust a nut so insisted on missionary to see her face ( the only unspoilt thing about her) after she kept repeating ' doggy baby' any way after getting her in a decent position went he'll for leather for the pump and dump but she had such a look of disgust on her face I nearly stopped but thought sod it this is my last time with a Brazilian so let's go for it . ' slowly baby ' no hard baby . So head down until a finish. She almost threw me of her when I finished and run into shower. 30 mins had elapsed and part of me thought stay and get your moneys worth but I just thought sod this I'm off .I can't be arsed to go through the torment again. Never again will I punt with south Americans.

Pros ... Drop dead gorgeous sex bomb . A sex fantasy girl in her dress.

Cons ... She takes her dress off to reveal what can only be described as butchery . Her service . Her demeanor basically everything from the part you come out the shower.

WOULD I RETURN?? NO BABY .

Y'a les photo de la meuf sur le fofo

Poste les photos

La meuf en question :

Allegedly agreed services, paid and showered.

Returning from the shower Alaina immediately swerved any sort of FK although I've long since given up on getting much if anything FK wise out of most of the Russian Agency Girls. In reality I'm not that bothered, I just wish they were more honest about it up front.

I went down on Alaina, very neat, clean and tidy and she was reasonably responsive without overdoing it. Alaina's OWO however was pretty weak, with no attempt at DT, mainly sucking my bell end and wanking my shaft with her hand. No ball sucking or perennial licking;

The penetrative side of this was poor. I rubbered up, Alaina applied some lube and right from the word go I was told to go easy as I'm allegedly larger than average. I don't think that I am, and felt was a ploy on her part.

After a few minutes of taking things easy (all in missionary) I was bored. Everything up until this point had been so underwhelming I'd lost the will to live and called it a day as there wasn't a snowballs chance in Hell that Alaina was going to make me nut. I just cut my losses, dressed and left.

I spoke to the Agency afterwards who apologised, but no other form of restitution was offered on this occasion.

I was in and out in around 40 minutes.

• • • • WOULD I RETURN****
        No.

La technique de dire à tous les clients qu'ils ont une trop grosse bite pour les forcer à y aller doucement

250 livres pour ça

j'ai tout lu.

Le moment ou il arrive devant la porte.

La meuf qui se laisse toucher qu'a moitié pour 90 la demie heure.

J’ai tout lu

J’ai eu la haine pour le type alors que jamais été aux putes ptain

Le 31 décembre 2020 à 08:58:50 GroLarDuForum2G a écrit :
La meuf en question :

Allegedly agreed services, paid and showered.

Returning from the shower Alaina immediately swerved any sort of FK although I've long since given up on getting much if anything FK wise out of most of the Russian Agency Girls. In reality I'm not that bothered, I just wish they were more honest about it up front.

I went down on Alaina, very neat, clean and tidy and she was reasonably responsive without overdoing it. Alaina's OWO however was pretty weak, with no attempt at DT, mainly sucking my bell end and wanking my shaft with her hand. No ball sucking or perennial licking;

The penetrative side of this was poor. I rubbered up, Alaina applied some lube and right from the word go I was told to go easy as I'm allegedly larger than average. I don't think that I am, and felt was a ploy on her part.

After a few minutes of taking things easy (all in missionary) I was bored. Everything up until this point had been so underwhelming I'd lost the will to live and called it a day as there wasn't a snowballs chance in Hell that Alaina was going to make me nut. I just cut my losses, dressed and left.

I spoke to the Agency afterwards who apologised, but no other form of restitution was offered on this occasion.

I was in and out in around 40 minutes.

• • • • WOULD I RETURN****
        No.

La technique de dire à tous les clients qu'ils ont une trop grosse bite pour les forcer à y aller doucement

250 livres pour ça

ou la technique de la main devant la chatte aussi, comme dans l'autre EV que t'as posté

tout ce bullshit, on l'a connu un jour

Damage: £100 for 30 mins and thank God not a penny more.

The meet: I found her blowjob method to be disappointingly underwhelming to such an extent that the unimaginable happened, I lost my hard on. Tbh she’s not attractive and the only one thing comes to mind when you see a girl like her in public, and that’s if you’re horny, but I guess I was looking for a blowjob to rival the great ones I experienced in the past like Mia Moist. Wasn’t happening.

While I don’t blame her too much over my limp dick, it was her lazy attitude which also turned me off and undoubtedly contributed to me losing interest. For eg when I was lying on the bed and she tried to suck me off from the left side, I asked if she could come over to right side instead as I wanted to finger her (I’m a righty). Her response was “so what do I have to come all the way over there?”. I told her “I didn’t ask you to go down the road for me.”

As her lacklustre effort to get me hard again was going nowhere (could’ve been the AC now that I think of it because it was freezing in the room, but who knows), she started behaving as if I’d annoyed her which further killed the mood. She then started getting up, going to the toilet (time wasting tactics) as if our meet was over and she was cleaning up preparing for her next appointment. Furthermore it was if to indirectly say we can’t do anything if you’re not hard. Most escorts I’ve been with would’ve at least tried something but with her, de nada and that’s why she more than deserves a negative.

Verdict: Underwhelming, less attractive in person, overrated. Spend your money elsewhere if you’re looking for a good time because you def won’t get it with someone like her.

120€ la demi heure pour baiser un cachalot feignant

Le 31 décembre 2020 à 09:22:50 PseudoBanni4567 a écrit :
Donne pas le nom du site surtout

Juste au dessus

Le 31 décembre 2020 à 08:39:19 encoreunpseudo3 a écrit :
Tu crois j’vais lire tout ça fdp

Le 31 décembre 2020 à 08:56:20 XTREMPUCIX a écrit :
putain la première EV est tellement vrai

les filles de l'est en particulier, les roumaines, taf vraiment mal, elles sont juste intéressées par le pognon et que tu barres le plus vite possible.
et le tout avec leur désinvolture caractéristique.

à éviter, a part si vous voulez vous sentir comme une grosse merde en repartant

Je prends note pour mon dépucelage.

Ni plus ni moins que de la misère sexuelle à l'état brut. Une personne incapable d'accéder aux femmes et des femmes soumises aux cartel sexuel et forcée de contenter des dizaines d'hommes d'aspect douteux à longueur de journée.

Pathétique lecture dès le matin.

Le 31 décembre 2020 à 10:06:16 ContraLaPared a écrit :
Ni plus ni moins que de la misère sexuelle à l'état brut. Une personne incapable d'accéder aux femmes et des femmes soumises aux cartel sexuel et forcée de contenter des dizaines d'hommes d'aspect douteux à longueur de journée.

Pathétique lecture dès le matin.

Selon le forum c'est toujours mieux qu'une copine

Don’t waste your time with girls like this honestly, no wonder they delete and make new accounts

Comms - Pretty simple, but I asked if she kisses etc and she said yes on more than one occasion only for when I go there she laughed and said no.

Girl - Same as the picture, does look Romanian which is kind of a put off, natural body but pretty skinny.

The meet -

This is where it becomes a negative. I paid £120 for 45 mins and I was in the room at about 22:40 so as I’ve looked at my watch I know I have till 23:25. Everything was going well even though she lied about kissing etc which I thought now I’ve paid I can’t do anything about it so I carried on. I came once after about 10 mins and then she begins her time wasting tactics, lying flat acting like she’s falling asleep etc.

After 10 minutes or so I was like you know what I’m paying for this service and I need to get my money’s worth! Now I say let’s go for round 2 and she reluctantly agrees. Let me point out throughout the session she was unenthusiastic and it all felt forced for her so that sucked out the enjoyment out the whole thing. I hear a knock on the door... what’s that?? She says times up while I’m inside her she literally gets up and puts her cardigan on. I look at my watch and I said it’s been around half an hour and I paid for 45 mins. She starts to say how I’ve been there for 45 minutes even though the messages proved that when I texted outside it had been around 40 minutes so that was impassible. I didn’t bother to argue with her any longer and thought let me get the hell out of there and not make this mistake again!

Avoid this girl at all costs save yourself the money and the hassle - the punt was shit I wish I used my hand instead would’ve saved £120!

Le malaise bordel les mecs arrivent à tenir bon lors de ce genre de situations mais n'arrivent pas à accoster des meufs dans la rue c'est paradoxal quand même