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OH MY WHAT A BIZZARE experience with this one. Lesson still not being learnt that Roms and Hungarians WG are just purely P&D and no more.

Location:
God knows where I was, I wasn’t sure if I was in London at one point tbh. The location is in Brent/Edgware under HA8 post code in a council estate flat. There was no lighting anywhere outside so I couldn’t see the door number at first, but then managed to find it after going up and down like a headless chicken. Clearly the council gives 0 fucks about the area.

Comms:
It was slow and painful when getting some answers back and she was shit with directions, had to wait for like 5 mins outside until she buzzed me in even though she said come and I will let you in when i spoke to her on the phone.

Looks:
Now this is where I got fucked up as I thought with my dick rather than my head scenario, she was on my HL for quite a while, I found that her body tone and colour was perfect and had a nice pair of tits or so I thought when I touched them. Her face was quite pretty in the pictures and in real life, but had duck lips so the pics in her profile seem slightly better, but maybe few months old.

Review:
I finally knocked on the door and was met by the girl in the picture, she greeted me in plain clothes. As I was coming in, I saw 4 other girls in the middle of the living room just casually chatting and having drinks as if it was a friends get together on a Friday night :D. I was already thinking fuck have I got myself into. We get into the room and she says she can only see me for 30 mins as she was busy so I said I’ve come from a long way to meet you, I will give you the full hour plus £10 tips as I felt generous for Christmas and I just wanted to fuck her so badly (or so I thought again )

She takes the cash and stashes it outside and comes back. So I asked how her day was just to get into the mood of things but she only replied with one word answers. She takes my boxers off and slaps on the condom so badly I was like are you ok? She then stares at me with a plain expression and starts sucking me off. I then try to lean over to start kissing around her body. The cunt then decides to say, sorry no kissing, no licking my pussy or sucking my tits. I was like well what can I do then she’s like you can lick the sides of the tits I was like what’s the point here and told her to just carry on giving me oral, she then goes back to it and this time there was so much teeth my dick felt numb especially with the condom on.

I was like ok I am ready to bang, she then gets into doggy position and as I am going in she does the most EE tactic here by holding my dick while banging her to avoid full penetration, so I was like come on really, are you ok to move your hand a side. She then replies “I don’t like you to keep taking your dick in and out”, even though that wasn’t the case. By now I am so frustrated that I said ok change position, we end up in mish and I am like is this ok now to her sarcastically to which she replies the most fucked up thing, well I am not your girlfriend to please you. As soon as I heard that, I was in complete disbelief that this punt has actually happened :dash:. I ended up nutting but I felt nothing with the climax as if I just had lost my appetite for food when you hear a bad news.

She took the condom off and gave me the wipes to clean up my self. I am in this situation where I am thinking ok I’ve come long away and spent some money plus tips for this bitch, let me just get my "massage" and second round and leave. She then makes small talk about how she wants to be a masseuse and she has accredited certificates from back home, I wasn’t interested anymore in her shit. She tells me to turn on my back to start massaging my back which was so shit she just made it up whilst she was doing it. Then to make things worse, her other colleague knocks on the door in the middle of the massage and asks for the condoms. She then walks out and comes back after 5 minutes with no apologies about wasting the 1 hour session that I paid for.

As the massage continues for a further few minutes and she then says my hands are hurting. I said to myself you lying bitch what about that masseuse crap story you just gave me earlier, you wouldn’t stand a chance in being one if you moan about your hands hurting so quickly.

I thought the massage would of changed the atmosphere around and maybe get a second around in. She tried to suck me off with force but by then all of my mood was gone and the fella said fuck this I am not going through that emotional roller-coaster with her, I don’t even think that if I had taken Viagra would of got this guy up again. So I said fuck this and ended the meet earlier. I didn't even bother asking for some money back because she would of caused a scene and i just couldn't bothered with her.

I got dressed, she offered a shower I was like no I am ok thanks and left the flat.

Service and Price:
Her service is £80 for 1 hour with 2 rounds (I stayed for 35 mins with one emotionless round)

Christmas tip - £10 (I hate myself even more for doing that)

Total = £90

Putain

Le 31 décembre 2020 à 08:39:19 encoreunpseudo3 a écrit :
Tu crois j’vais lire tout ça fdp

Le 31 décembre 2020 à 08:39:19 encoreunpseudo3 a écrit :
Tu crois j’vais lire tout ça fdp

C'est un pavé escort c'est pas le manuel d'utilisation de ta tondeuse le desco

Le 31 décembre 2020 à 08:39:19 encoreunpseudo3 a écrit :
Tu crois j’vais lire tout ça fdp

Le 31 décembre 2020 à 08:41:46 Jeanconsangin a écrit :
ahi deja eu une situation semblable

Aussi débandante que ça ?

L'escort qui te dit "t'as cru que j'étais ta meuf pour vouloir te faire plaisir ?"

Triste pour lui

Une escort qui veut pas ken en gros

I paid extra for OWO but Camilly tired to reach for a condom at the start of the punt, after prompting her I then received OWO for one minute, and she asked what position I wanted. I asked her to suck it more she gave me the disappointed girlfriend look. Camilly then went on to give head for another 2 minutes.
The oral was actually decent fast pornstar type suction, lots of spit but only 3 minutes.

Camilly doesn’t like going on top her riding was lazy. Each I time I changed position, she kept asking me if I came, and repeatedly checked the condom for spunk.

The best part of the punt was clapping her cheeks in doggy.
Camillys got a lot of ass to pound away at, it made loud clapping noises. But Camilly looked like she was struggling to take the back shots by her facial expressions, plus she surprisingly didn’t throw her ass back once, therefore I survived longer than I should have.

At the end I asked her to give more OWO she playfully refused ‘I can’t baby’, Camilly spat on my cock and jerked me off I came on her tits.

J'imagine l'ambiance putain

Le 31 décembre 2020 à 08:47:25 Super_Fanfan a écrit :
Le nom du forum ?

J'ai oublié le lien

Ukpunting com

Le 31 décembre 2020 à 08:49:05 Spartan3004 a écrit :
C'est quoi OWO ?

Oral without

Oral sans capote quoi

Was in the mood for a Brazilian so thought I'd have a look see , wish I never bothered as Brazilians although great looking ,their service has gone down imo . If I never hear the words ' that's extra baby / not too hard baby ' again it will be too soon.
FEE ... £120 FOR 60MINS on first looks quite reasonable but at the end of the day not allowing for time stayed.

COMMUNICATION... all done by text , assumed maid / pimp as when I got there she didn't speak a bit of English apart from baby this baby that .

VENUE... Well known block of flats very near Warren Street tube . No parking . Decent bathroom. Ok discreet for central location.

GIRL.... this is why I dislike Brazilians. They are super hot and this girl was exceptional. That one photo is her and she is stunning. She is dynamite hot but annoyingly shit a customer satisfaction.

Meet... as I've said I needed to scratch the itch and took a punt on her with a close by back up plan but foolishly let her looks get to me . A stunningly sexy brunette with bolt ons and enhanced arse at first look and that first look was like Jim Carrey in Jessica rabbit . Very smiley, very limited English , got a shower as requested and returned with her down to her bra and knickers . The disco balls where sparkling . Then it all went downhill . She took of her bra to reveal a very poor surgeon had hacked away at what would've been a good looking girl ,now she's like a porn version of Frankensteins monster, but the face was beautiful so decided to concentrate on that . One of my pet peeves is when they say have a shower you have one then insist on using 5 wet wipes to make sure it's clean baby . Then they put a condom on it !!! For those interested owo is £50 extra baby. What followed can only be described as a Very lack lustre blowjob and when reverse oral was tried . ' it's sensitive baby' so I was losing all willingness to bust a nut so insisted on missionary to see her face ( the only unspoilt thing about her) after she kept repeating ' doggy baby' any way after getting her in a decent position went he'll for leather for the pump and dump but she had such a look of disgust on her face I nearly stopped but thought sod it this is my last time with a Brazilian so let's go for it . ' slowly baby ' no hard baby . So head down until a finish. She almost threw me of her when I finished and run into shower. 30 mins had elapsed and part of me thought stay and get your moneys worth but I just thought sod this I'm off .I can't be arsed to go through the torment again. Never again will I punt with south Americans.

Pros ... Drop dead gorgeous sex bomb . A sex fantasy girl in her dress.

Cons ... She takes her dress off to reveal what can only be described as butchery . Her service . Her demeanor basically everything from the part you come out the shower.

WOULD I RETURN?? NO BABY .

Y'a les photo de la meuf sur le fofo

Le 31 décembre 2020 à 08:53:19 MoxromQuinze a écrit :
Tu es complètement CRAZY
Tu nous sors un pavé, a 9h du matin et en anglais.
T'es toc toc ou c'est comment ?

Fallait apprendre l'anglais plutôt que l'arabe le QLF

putain la première EV est tellement vrai

les filles de l'est en particulier, les roumaines, taf vraiment mal, elles sont juste intéressées par le pognon et que tu barres le plus vite possible.
et le tout avec leur désinvolture caractéristique.

à éviter, a part si vous voulez vous sentir comme une grosse merde en repartant