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<|•|> La Sainte Chancla - Livre Saint du Risitisme <|•|>

Que ton nom soit sanctifié, Risitas, Amen. https://image.noelshack.com/fichiers/2018/23/5/1528441395-1467335935-jesus1.png
Je t'attendrai à chaque Pâques :-(
Up pour éclairer les âmes perdues
Je reconnais que Risitas est notre seule er unique Dieu et Jesus Quintero son prophète. ISSOU ! https://image.noelshack.com/fichiers/2016/24/1466366197-risitas10.png
Up de la Sainte Chancla. N'oubliez pas votre prière quotidienne https://image.noelshack.com/fichiers/2016/48/1480546095-risitas-moine2.png

Le 20 juillet 2022 à 00:15:16 :
Yatangaki :ange: mes clés https://image.noelshack.com/fichiers/2017/08/1487845931-1474490292-risitas493.png

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2017/13/1490960473-1405321302002.jpg%22%3E%3C/a%3E%3Ch1%20fin=%22 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merci kheyou avant j'étais perdu https://image.noelshack.com/fichiers/2016/48/1480546095-risitas-moine2.png

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