- Euh hello? How are you one time?
- Oh hi! You seem to have a French accent, where are you from?
- No no no no I'm NOT French one time, I'm Belgian!
- Belgian? What's that?
- You know ze country of ze frites one time?
- The... frites?
- Yes you know ze potato in oil one time?
- Oooh you mean French fries? OH MY GOD are you French? I absolutely LOVE France, Paris is like SO ROMANTIC and...
- N-no not France, no! I-I'm from Belgium
- I've been watching Emily in Paris and OH MY GOSH France is like so beautiful and my dream is like to take a photo in the lavenders field for my Instagram, and visit the Montmarte and to like date a French guy
- Y-yes French, I'm French!