Un AMÉRICAIN FOU me MENACE je fais quoi?

En juillet j'avais pecho une Américaine en Italie en vacances. Hier je poste un petit commentaire "You're beautiful babe" sur une photo facebook qu'elle a posté. 5min plus tard un mec m'envoie un message et me dit d'arrêter ça tout de suite, qu'apparemment ce serait son mec et qu'il veut que je supprime le commentaire. Moi comme je suis de l'autre côté de l'Atlantique je me suis dit que je vais un peu le titller et me foutre de sa gueule. Et là ce fou vient de m'envoyer ça Il a l'air vraiment taré ce type Le mec veut venir me buter parce que je me suis tapé sa meuf et que je me suis un peu foutu de sa gueule

Je fais quoi les kheys?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Le 16 août 2022 à 15:51:33 :
Dis-lui que tu parles pas anglais

J'ai drague sa meuf en anglais il est pas debile le type

Alors réponds-moi :

"my English is limited but your girlfriend is hot "

Le 16 août 2022 à 15:53:30 :
On le voit souvent passé ce pavé sur 4chan tu aurais peut le modifier au moins. Fake de piètre qualité

Aller l'op tu peux supp ton talc

Le 16 août 2022 à 15:53:02 :

Le 16 août 2022 à 15:51:33 :
Dis-lui que tu parles pas anglais

J'ai drague sa meuf en anglais il est pas debile le type

Dis lui que tu n'as pas peur de hisser le drapeau blanc de la reddition car tu est français

https://genius.com/Copypasta-navy-seal-copypasta-annotated

Trop drôle Célestin

Le 16 août 2022 à 15:50:43 :
En juillet j'avais pecho une Américaine en Italie en vacances. Hier je poste un petit commentaire "You're beautiful babe" sur une photo facebook qu'elle a posté. 5min plus tard un mec m'envoie un message et me dit d'arrêter ça tout de suite, qu'apparemment ce serait son mec et qu'il veut que je supprime le commentaire. Moi comme je suis de l'autre côté de l'Atlantique je me suis dit que je vais un peu le titller et me foutre de sa gueule. Et là ce fou vient de m'envoyer ça Il a l'air vraiment taré ce type Le mec veut venir me buter parce que je me suis tapé sa meuf et que je me suis un peu foutu de sa gueule

Je fais quoi les kheys?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

C'est leurs pavé, je peux battre un gorille à main nue